Friday, April 20, 2012

metro etiquette

during rush hour, is it more appropriate to be smashed up against some random dude on the metro front-to-front or back-to-front? one of the most important factors is definitely how tall the guy is. chilean men are typically very short, so it's a matter of my boobs being all up in his face or, well you know. the other way around. his boobs in my face?

kiddding. but you get the point. 

sometimes i worry that i'll get too into the music i'm listening to on my ipod, start tapping my foot a little, and end up bobbing back and forth to the beat. which will involuntarily result in me grinding on whoever is behind me, in front of me, and on either side. i doubt they'd complain anyway.

regardless, i continually find myself trying to be jammed onto the metro in a strategic fashion, but when it comes down to it there's really not much choice between who you are all up on and which direction your body is turned. 

today i wasn't so fortunate, better luck next time?

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